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50% Savage. 50% Sweetness.

99% caffeine.

A very caffeine-dependent life form.

Always aiming to be a rainbow at the end of a thunderstorm.

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

Ambition on fleek.

And though she is but little, she is fierce.

Be you, do you, for you.

Best. Selfie. Ever.

Conquer from within.

Dime piece.

Don’t be a hater, you just jealous of my swag.

Don’t follow me because I don’t even know where I’m going.

Don’t look for society to give you permission to be yourself.

Eat, pray, slay.

Fashion fades, only style remains the same.

Find comfort in the chaos.

First I drink the coffee. Then I do the things.

Home is where the bra isn’t.

I do a thing called what I want.

I don't need your permission to be me.

I don’t have time to be your mother.

I need 6 months of vacation twice a year.

I take a lot of selfies for my future biographer.

I wanna be different just like everyone else.

I was born to stand out.

I’m not sure I like your attitude.

I’m not your grandma. I don’t knit or bake cookies.

I’m so glad I learned to love myself first.

I’m the queen of my own little world.

I’m your worst nightmare.

If I was a writer I’d have a better Instagram bio quote.

It’s not a phase, it’s who I am.

Just another paper-cut survivor.

Kinda classy, kinda hood.

Let's talk about the weather.

Life is short. Make every hair flip count.

Messy bun and getting stuff done.

My blood is made of coffee.

My goal is to create a life that I don’t want to take a vacation from.

My Instagram is proof that I’m always creating a better version of myself.

My mood depends on how good my hair looks.

No this isn’t a dream, this is my reality.

No titles, just vibes.

Oh darling, go buy a personality.

People will stare. Make it worth their while.

Probably the best TV binge-watcher you’ll ever find.

Quality over quantity.

Seize the moment, ‘cause tomorrow you might be dead.

Sharing my happy thoughts.

Short, sassy, cute and classy.

Simple but significant.

Sometimes you gotta be a beauty and a beast.

Strong women don’t have attitudes. They have standards.

Success is in my veins.

Take a ride on my energy.

That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets.

The best revenge is massive success.

The best things come from living outside of your comfort zone.

The Master of Disguise.

There’s always a wild side to an innocent face,.

This is my town.

Throw sass around like confetti.

Throwing kindness around like confetti.

Wake. Play. Slay.

Who needs a man when you've got your own hands?.

WiFi + food + my bed = PERFECTION.

You are my hero, she said looking in the mirror.

You can call me queen bee.

You look like something I drew with my left hand.

Your best teacher is your last mistake.

Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life.

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5’2 my height but my attitude 6’1.

50% Savage. 50% Sweetness.

Act like a lady, think like a boss.

Always classy, and a little bit sassy.

Always classy, never trashy, and a little bit sassy.

And You’re gonna hear me Roar!

As beautiful on the inside as I am on the outside.

Bad choices. Good stories.

Be a flamingo in a flock of pigeons.

Be happy; it drives people crazy.

Be like a sea, wild, free, and beautiful.

Best. Selfie. Ever.

Born to stand out.

Bow down.

But first, let me take a selfie.

Can’t dull my shine.

Catchin’ flights, not feelings.

Classy is when a woman have everything but doesn’t show off.

Classy, never trashy.

Confidence level: selfie with no filter.

Dear, hating me will not make you beautiful.

Dime piece.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?

Don’t be a flock of pigeons, be a flamingo.

Don’t be easy to define. Let them wonder about you.

Don’t confuse my personality and my attitude. My personality is who I am. But my attitude? That depends on YOU.

Don’t let your eyes blind seeing my beauty.

Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness, ***.

Don’t need a King to be a QUEEN.

Don’t Study me. You won’t Graduate!

Eat, pray, slay.

Everyone said I could be Anything. So I became Se***!

Find me Where the Wild Things Are.

Focus on the Good.

Go ahead. Laugh, love, cry. Do whatever it takes to make you feel alive. I need a six month holiday, twice a year.

Grow through what you go through.

Heartbreaker.

Heels higher than your standards.

Her attitude is savage but her heart is gold.

Her smile was like armor & every day she went to war.

Here’s how much I care.

I am beautiful on the outside.

I am having a syndrome of a down.

I am Mine before anyone else.

I am not picky, I just know what I want.

I am the one who can give you surprises and shocks at the same.

I don’t fit in, I STAND OUT.

I don’t need any part-time people in my life.

I don’t need your approval to be me.

I don’t need your approval, darling. I have my own.

I find strength in pain.

I just got back with the ex 360 back.

I know I have everything that you want, but sorry not available.

I know I’m lucky that I’m so cute.

I like my coffee how I like myself: dark, bitter, and too hot for you.

I live my life always being classy, never trashy, and I am a little sassy as well.

I took a gander at my Instagram photographs and acknowledged I look excellent.

I was born to shine.

I was born to stand out.

I will win not immediately, but Definitely.

I woke up like this.

I’d rather laugh with the sinners.

I’d wife me.

I’ll never try to fit in. I was born to STAND OUT.

I’m a blur, a speeding bullet you can’t catch.

I’m as single as a dollar and I’m not looking for a change.

I’m born beautiful.

I’m everything you want but can’t have.

I’m headed to space with the rest of the stars.

I’m not a Facebook status, you don’t have to like me.

I’m the girl you’ve always wanted.

I’m the reason I smile every day.

I’m worth it. Always was, and always will be.

I’m your worst nightmare.

I´m se** and I know it!

If I were you, I would adore me.

If you were in my shoes, you’d fall the first step.

In a world full of trends, I want to remain a classic.

In a world of trends, I’m a classic.

It got a little crazy on the first night. So I have to do you better than the first time.

It´s not a tiara. I simply bedazzled my horns.

Judge me when you are perfect.

Just Because I have been away, doesn’t mean I have forgotten HOW TO SLAY!

Just because you didn’t sleep does not mean that you should stop dreaming.

Just me.

Just throwing sass around like confetti.

Keep calm and take a selfies.

Let’s wait and just start as strangers.

Life goes on, with or without you.

Life is better when you’re laughing.

Life is way too short for bad vibes.

Life isn’t perfect. But my Hair is!

Make difficulty look easy. Make impossible look cute.

Make it worth their while when people stare.

Maybe she’s born with it; maybe it’s an Instagram filter.

Me, myself and I.

Me? Weird? B*tch Please! I am Limited Edition.

My attitude, Oh! I got it from my mama.

My circle is small because I am into quality, not quantity.

My girlishness has sharp teeth.

My question to you is not about can you, it’s about will you.

Not everyone likes me, but not everyone matters.

On my worst behavior.

One kiss is all you need to fall in love with me.

One of the best mistake done is never repeat, and never cry for the same problem.

One of the best mistakes done is never repeat and never cry for the same problem.

Over here being savage. Never average.

Own what’s yours, or else others will try to.

People will stare. Make it worth their while.

Proof people that I can pose better than you.

Proof that I can do selfies better than you.

Quality over quantity.

Reality called, so I hung up.

Sassy, moody, nasty.

Selfie Sunday.

Selfie with no filter, the next confidence level.

Sending my selfie to NASA, because I’m a star.

Serving up all the sass.

Short, sassy, cute and classy.

Some of the best moments in your life are those you can’t tell anyone about.

Some things are better in dreams. So I became the dream!

Some things are better in dreams. So I dream!

Somethings look very good in dreams.

Start from changing your thoughts and end with changing your life.

Stop being a zombie. Find something that you’re excited about in your life; otherwise, you’re just walking dead.

Take a ride on my energy.

Take me as I am, or watch me as I go.

The Master of Disguise.

The more I find myself, the more people I lose.

The most magical pic of your life.

The way you speak to yourself matters, a lot.

There’s always a wild side to an innocent face.

These are the days we live for.

They told me I couldn’t. That’s why I did.

This is my town.

This is the most magical pic of your life.

Trouble never looked so fine.

Try not to think for a brief moment that I really mind what you need to say.

Turn ya savage up and lose ya feelings.

Typical me.

Wait guys let me take a selfie.

Warning – You might fall in love with me.

What ‘cha lookin’ at?

What do you think google is boy or a girl, I think it’s a girl because it never ends giving suggestions of other ideas.

What do you think of the view?

When nothing goes right, go left instead.

When you can’t find the sunshine, be the sunshine.

When you take a selfie and your hairs look perfect but not your face.

Why fit in when you were born to stand out?

Why not take a selfie when you are feeling good and fresh today.

With no pressure, there are no diamonds.

Wouldn’t chase you because I’m the catch.

Ya like my hair?.

You can call me queen bee.

You can’t afford my Swag Bi**!

You can’t sit with us.

You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.

You don’t have to like me; I’m not a Facebook status.

You don’t need a king to be a queen.

You look like something I drew with my left hand.

You’re never going to have me.

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Let everyone know that you're not only good-looking but also smart and savvy!

50% Savage, 50% Sweetheart.

A positive attitude turns I can’t & I won’t, into I have & I will!

A shared adventure is a better adventure!

A study found that women with a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

Ambition on fleek.

Bad choices make good stories.

Be a bad a** with a good a**.

Be a girl with a mind, a woman with attitude and a lady with class.

Be careful outside it’s raining shady bi*** everywhere.

Be classy, not flashy.

Be you, do you, for you.

Be yourself; because an original is worth more than a copy.

Be yourself.

Being happy should be the only motto in your life.

Believe in yourself so strongly that the world can’t help but believe in you too.

Bro, you have an entire life to be stupid. Take a day off.

Classy is when a woman has everything but doesn’t show off.

Cut my pie into four pieces, I do not think I could eat eight.

Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.

Do me a favor, pick me up, take me out later.

Do not mess with a girl of short height. 5 feet 2 inch but attitude 6 feet 1.

Don’t allow someone to make you feel like you’re not good enough.

Don’t be easy to define. Let them wonder.

Don’t ever let anyone dull your sparkle.

Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness.

Don’t stand too close to the heater babe. Plastic melts!

Don’t tell me who I am, I’m going to do it.

Don’t test me. I have screenshots.

Eat, pray, slay.

F*ck what other people think.

Fashion fades, only style remains the same.

Find comfort in the chaos.

Grow through what you go through.

Her attitude is savage but her heart is gold.

Her smile was like armour & every day she went to war.

Hey don’t copy me, you will not pass.

Home is where the bra isn’t.

Humble with just a hint of Kanye.

I always laugh when people try to hurt my feelings. As if I have any.

I am 99% angel, but oh, that 1%…

I am a classy dame.

I am aware of the fact that I am a handful but that is the reason why you have only two hands.

I am Fiji water. You are toilet water

I am not picky, I just know what I want.

I am the princess of my own Fairy Tale.

I can't sleep, because my bed isn't made of clouds.

I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me that trouble of liking them.

I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them.

I don't need a man to make me happy. I can do that all by myself! #girlpower

I don't take selfies, I just thought you should know that.

I don’t hate you. It’s either I love you or I don’t care at all.

I don’t know what I want but I know how to get it.

I don’t need your approval, darling.

I got a good heart but this mouth.

I got heels higher than your standards.

I had to let go of us to show myself what I could do.

I heard you’re a player. Nice to meet you, I’m the coach.

I hope Karma slaps you in the face before I do.

I hope your air conditioner breaks this summer.

I just don’t want to look back and think I could’ve eaten that

I know I’m lucky that I’m so cute.

I know looks aren’t everything, but I have them just in case.

I know the voices in my head don't speak French...but sometimes I wish they did.

I like my chocolate how I like myself. Dark, bitter and too classy for you.

I like my coffee how I like myself: dark, bitter, and too hot for you.

I like myself like I like my coffee. It’s like dark, bitter and too hot for you.

I love the sound you make when you shut up.

I never feel se***. If people call me cute, I am happier.

I rolled my eyes up so hard I have become Mad Eye Moody.

I was going to wear a bow, but it would just get in the way of my attitude.

I Will Take Over The World’: coming to a theater near you.

I'm a girl boss, I don't need your help.

I'm the type of girl who doesn't need a man to complete her. I'm my own best friend, lover, and soulmate!

I’m a blur, a speeding bullet you can’t catch.

I’m cool. PS: You’re not.

I’m in a boss bi** mood.

I’m just at a whole new ‘f*** it’ level.

I’m like a fine wine, I get better with age.

I’m not a boy, but I still like to play with cars.

I’m not a girl who needs anyone. I’m a woman that wants you.

I’m not a girl, I’m a woman. And yes, I can handle it.

I’m not always sarcastic sometimes I’m sleeping.

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing.

I’m not the type of girl who is going to sit around and wait for some guy to ask me out. I am a strong, independent woman and that means I have my own life goals!

I’m on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it.

I’m suffering an extreme case of not being Beyonce.

I’m the girl who will put her drink down, flip my hair and say watch this!

I’m the girl you’ve always wanted.

I’m the queen of my own little world.

I’ve learned that you shouldn’t go through life with a catcher’s mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw something back.

I´m not mean, I´m just brutally honest.

If I swallow scrabble pieces and barf it out, that would still make a better statement than what you speak.

If I was meant to be controlled, I would have come with a remote.

If it requires smiling, I probably won’t come.

If Karma doesn’t hit you, l gladly will.

If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best.

If you can’t love yourself, don’t try to love somebody else?

If you hurt my best friend in any way I will make your death look like an accident.

If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.

Imperfection is beauty, madness is a genius.

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.

In a world full of trends, I want to remain a classic.

Is ‘UGH’ an emotion? Because I feel it.

It was always you babe. I didn’t have to find…

It’s hard to do epic stuff with basic people like you.

It’s not necessary for everyone to like me. Not everyone matters!

It’s totally okay if you don’t like me because not everyone in this world is born with good taste.

It´s not my fault that truth hurts. Here´s a band-aid.

Judge me when you are perfect.

Just like the alphabet, B***. I come before U.

Just wing it. Life, Eyeliner, Everything.

Karma’s just sharpening her nails and finishing her drink. She says she’ll be with you shortly.

Kill them with success and bury them with a smile.

Know yourself, know your worth.

Let’s just say Darwin would not have written about evolution had he met you first.

Life goes on, with or without you.

Life is short. Make every hair flip count.

Life is short. Smile while you have teeth.

Life will go on; it doesn’t matter that you will be not its part.

Lift up your head princess, if not the crown falls.

Listen closely, you can hear me not caring.

Lose ya feelings and turn ya savage up.

Make peace with your broken pieces.

Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution.

Messy bun and getting stuff done.

Messy bun and having fun

My attitude, Oh! I got it from my mama.

My girlishness has sharp teeth.

My hair is the crown I never take off.

My heart says yes but my mom says no.

My heels are higher than most people’s standards.

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for.

My lips are the gun. Smile is the trigger. My kisses are the bullets. Label me a killer.

My mascaras too expensive to cry over stupid boys like you.

My mood depends on how good my hair looks.

Nah, I’m too lazy I’m going to sit here and let Karma f you up.

No pressure, no diamonds.

No titles, just vibes.

Oh darling, go buy a personality.

Own what’s yours, or else others will try to.

People always ask me what super power I want to have...and I tell them "gluten free."

People will stare. Make it worth their while.

Please sign in the air like I’m Nixon.

Positive anything is better than a negative nothing.

Proof that I can do selfies better than you.

Quality over quantity.

Queens don’t compete with hoes.

Role models that look like supermodels.

Seize the moment, ‘cause tomorrow you might be dead.

Seize the moment, because you don’t about tomorrow.

Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect.

She has a heart which is sassy but she has a golden heart as well.

She loves moonlight and rainstorms and so many other things that have a soul.

She was a rainbow, but he was color blind.

She was simple like quantum physics.

Short, Sassy, cute and classy.

Some girls are just born with glitter in their veins.

Sometimes you gotta be a beauty and a beast.

Spread love as thick as you would Nutella.

Staying apart when you have a sass a day.

Strong alone, unstoppable together.

Strong women don’t have attitudes. They have standards.

Sure, my life isn’t perfect but my curls are.

Sweet as sugar, cold as ice hurt me once I will break you thrice.

Tell me not to do something, I will do it twice and travel.

Tell me when I asked for your opinion?

That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets.

The good things in life are better for you.

The idea is to not be, what people expect you to be, and I strictly follow this idea.

The more I find myself, the more people I lose.

The most common way people give up their power is by thinking they don’t have any.

The most courageous act is still to think for you. Aloud.

The only thing better than a cute outfit is a cute outfit that’s on sale!

The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Better get ready.

There is no beauty without some strangeness.

There’s always a wild side to an innocent face,

They don’t copy me, you will not pass.

They say good things take time… That’s why I’m always late. Revenge?

Throw sass around like confetti.

throw something back.

Today I woke up like this: flawless.

Too blessed to be stressed.

Too glam to give a dam As lost as Alice As mad as the Hatter.

True sensuality is classy, not trashy.

Turn ya savage up and lose ya feelings.

Walking with your chest out and head held high says you have earned the right to stomp and pummel this particular piece of real estate.

Warning – You might fall in love with me.

We did everything for you in that little rush.

We did everything for you that little rush.

We rise by lifting others.

What’s a queen without her king? Well, historically speaking, more powerful.

When life gives me lemons, I throw them away and buy vodka.

Where ya lookin’? I’m the view.

Why not take a selfie when you are feeling good and fresh today.

You are my hero, she said looking in the mirror.

You are so fake that even China refused to accept that they made you.

You are unique, just like everyone else.

You can be the queen without the king.

You can call me queen bee.

You can treat me like a joke but then I will leave you like its funny.

You cannot win in a fight against women because men have a need to make sense.

You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.

You have a bad idea but I like bad ideas.

You look like something I drew with my left hand.

You see me looking fly, but really I'm a hot mess.

You were my cup of tea, but I drink champagne now.

Your attitude may hurt me but mine can kill you.

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I am thankful for all of those who said no to me. It's because of them I’m doing it myself.

Albert Einstein

Don’t get bitter, get better.

Alyssa Edwards

Never interrupt someone doing what you said couldn’t be done.

Amelia Earhart

Sometimes I wish I could be you, so I could be friends with me!

Angelica

Break up with your girlfriend, yeah, yeah, ’cause I’m bored.

Ariana Grande

Don’t call me angel. You can’t pay my price.

Ariana Grande

I know I'm a handful but that's why you got two hands.

Axel Shpin

Life could be sweet if you want it and baby, I’ve got it.

Ayla D’Lyla and Miss Madeline

The question isn’t who is going to let me: it’s who is going to stop me.

Ayn Rand

I embrace mistakes, they make you who you are.

Beyoncé

I woke up like this.

Beyoncé

I'm not bossy I'm the boss.

Beyoncé

You don't deserve my tears. I guess that's why they ain't there.

Beyoncé

You can’t make people love you, but you can make them fear you.

Blair Waldorf

I’m Mrs. Extra! Extra! This Just In.

Britney Spears

I’m next level, so legit with all my clique.

Charli XCX

Ugh, as if!

Cher

I don’t care what you think about me; I don’t think about you at all!

Coco Chanel

I only want one thing of men, and that is, that they should leave me alone.

D. H. Lawrence

That’s for me to know and for you to dot dot dot.

Damon Salvatore

We play our fantasies out in real life ways and no Final Fantasy, can we end these games though?

Doja Cat

I’m just sayin’ you could do better.

Drake

Know yourself, know your worth.

Drake

Nobody really likes us except for us

Drake

I can’t teach a man how to wear his pants.

Dua Lipa

You wouldn’t worry so much about what others think of you if you realized how seldom they do.

Eleanor Roosevelt

What, like it’s hard?

Elle Woods

If I was meant to be controlled I would have come with a remote.

Elvis Moore

People say I act like I don't care. It's not an act.

Eminem

Thanks for the memories, even though they weren’t so great.

Fall Out Boy

There’s nothing a man can do, that I can’t do better and in heels.

Ginger Rogers

I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me…but I can’t help it that I’m so popular.

Gretchen Wieners

You can’t sit with us!

Gretchen Wieners

It’s about time. Where’s my throne?

Hannah Marin

Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Harvey Specter

I’m in my own lane, you ain’t in my category.

HOV Lane

Listen up, fives, a ten is speaking!

Jenna

They say good things come to those who wait, so imma be at least an hour late.

Kanye West

I wear my crown, show it off, go on, girl.

Kelly Rowland

Just because I’m sassy and have a mouth on me doesn’t mean I’m coming from a negative place.

Kesha

When there are so many haters and negative things, I really don’t care.

Kim Kardashian

Give a few of y’all drip, that’s charity.

Kim Petras

I’m gracing you with my presence.

Kourtney Kardashian

I could be your girl, but would you love me if I ruled the world?

Lady Gaga

Love is like a brick. You can build a house or you can sink a dead body.

Lady Gaga

Be young, be dope, be proud.

Lana Del Rey

Take my number down, I just might hit you.

Lauren Jauregui

Why spend mine when I can spend yours?

Lil Kim

They can’t leave us hangin’, no, no, not no more, best believe.

Logic

I’ll give you my best side, tell you all my best lines.

Lorde

I’m tough, I’m ambitious, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a b-tch, okay.

Madonna

I’m single because I was born that way.

Mae West

It is better to let everyone think you are stupid then to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Mark Twain

Someday I want to be perfect; until then, I’ll be happy being incredible.

Maxine Cartoons

I’ve learned that you shouldn’t go through life with a catcher’s mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw something back.

Maya Angelou

Keep your head high and your middle finger higher.

Megan Fox

I can’t talk right now, I’m doing hot girl sh*t.

Megan Thee Stallion

If I was you, I’d wanna be me too.

Meghan Trainor

So gimme what I want or I’ll give it to myself.

Miley Cyrus

It is so weird being my own role model.

Mindy Lahiri

I am the greatest, I said that even before I knew I was.

Muhammad Ali

I’m throwin’ shade like it’s sunny.

Nicki Minaj

You could be the king but watch the queen conquer.

Nicki Minaj

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

Oscar Wilde

I can resist everything except temptation.

Oscar Wilde

Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance?

Phyllis Diller

You can’t move mountains by whispering at them.

Pink

Didn’t they tell you that I was a savage?

Rihanna

Nobody can understand what you’re feeling unless they burn the way you burned.

Rihanna

If I had any talent in the world... I would be a great diva.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Look, I don’t mean to be a b*tch…well, actually I do.

Santana Lopez

You’re way too short to get on this ride.

Shawn Mendes

I’ve got thick skin and an elastic heart.

Sia

Throw me to the wolves and I'll come back leading the pack.

Snoop Dog

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

Steven Wright

It’s the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

Tallulah Bankhead

Darling I’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream.

Taylor Swift

I’m sorry, the old [enter name here] can’t come to the phone right now…

Taylor Swift

You’re a million miles too close.

The Jonas Brothers

They say good things take time ... that's why I'm always late.

The Weekend

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.

You wanted fire? Sorry, my speciality is ice.

Veronica Lodge

You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.

Winston S. Churchill

5'2 but my attitude 6'1 .

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough.

Be a stiletto in a room of flats.

Cancel my subscription because I am done with your issues.

Chin up princess or the crown slips.

I do a thing called what I want.

I keep it real cause I'm not afraid to make enemies.

If I ever let my head down it will be just to admire my shoes.

It's okay if you don't like me. Not everyone has good taste.

Kill them with success and bury them with a smile.

Life is short. Make every hair flip count.

My lips are the gun. My smile is the trigger. My kisses are the bullets. Label me a killer.

Out of the way world. I've got my sassy pants on today.

People talk about me behind my back and I just sit here like 'D**n. I got myself a fan club.'

Please don't ever think that I need you in my life ... cause at one point we didn't know each other and I was doing just fine.

Sunshine mixed with a little hurricane.

The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I only asked for pizza.

Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like it's funny.

Underestimate me. That'll be fun.

Why chase you when I'm the catch?

You don't like me? That's a shame. I'll need a few minutes to recover from the tragedy.

You were my cup of tea but I drink champagne now.

Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.

One word captions

Captions that consist of one word only perfectly hit the nail on the head.

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Absolutely

Beauty

Bestie

Bi***

Boom

Breathe

Bye

Careful

Certainly

Classy

Completely

Cozy

Crazy

Cuddles

Curls

Cutie

Definitely

Dieting

Enjoy

Exactly

Excellent

Fashion

Fashonistas

Fine

Flawless

Flexin'

Foxy

Fragile

Girlboss

Girls

Gorgeous

Grateful

Happy

Heartbreaker

Howdy

Interesting

Legend

Loving

Pretty

Quickly

Relax

Sassy

Savage

Shhh

Sisterhood

Sisters

Smile

Snowflake

Speechless

Surprise!

Thotty

Unicorn

Whatever

Xoxo

Sassy bio for instagram

Make one step further and compose a savage bio for your profile!

He is a self-made man and worships his creator.

Albert Einstein

Don't get bitter, get better

Alyssa Edwards

Sometimes I wish I could be you, so I could be friends with me!

Angelica

I’m usually cast as the sassy, brassy best friend

Annie Parisse

Break up with your girlfriend, yeah, yeah, 'cause I'm bored

Ariana Grande

I believe in pink

Audrey Hepburn

I am just too much

Bette Davis

I embrace mistakes, they make you who you are.

Beyoncé

You’re italic, I’m in bold

Billie Eilish

You can’t make people love you, but you can make them fear you

Blair Waldorf

Ugh, as if! Cher, Clueless

Cher

That's for me to know and for you to dot dot dot

Damon Salvatore

I'm sorry that good-looking people like us made you throw up and feel bad about yourself

Derek Zoolander

Know yourself, know your worth

Drake

When I'm good, I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better

Elizabeth Taylor

Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together

Ella Baker

What, like it’s hard?

Elle Woods

Thanks for the memories, even though they weren’t so great

Fall Out Boy

If they want to be a problem, they'll have to answer to me

Garnet

I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me…but I can’t help it that I’m so popular

Gretchen Wieners

You can’t sit with us!

Gretchen Wieners

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

Groucho Marx

It's about time. Where's my throne?

Hannah Marin

Be yourself. The world worships the original

Ingrid Bergman

A good many dramatic situations being with screaming

Jane Fonda

Listen up, fives, a ten is speaking! Jenna, 30 Rock

Jenna

I refuse to be put in a box

Jennifer Lopez

A fit, healthy body-that is the best fashion statement

Jess C. Scott

Sweets, you couldn't ignore me if you tried

John Bender

Good morning! Your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived!

John Bright

I don't need your situation

Jordyn Woods

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love

Judy Garland

They say good things come to those who wait, so imma be at least an hour late

Kanye West

I'm too busy writing history to read it

Kanye West

If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun

Katharine Hepburn

I wear my crown, show it off, go on, girl

Kelly Rowland

Just because I'm sassy and have a mouth on me doesn't mean I'm coming from a negative place

Kesha

When there are so many haters and negative things, I really don’t care

Kim Kardashian

I’m gracing you with my presence

Kourtney Kardashian

I've always been famous, it's just no one knew it yet

Lady Gaga

Take my number down, I just might hit you

Lauren Jauregui

They can't leave us hangin', no, no, not no more, best believe

Logic

I didn't break the rules, but I challenged the rules.

Marilyn Monroe

I restore myself when I'm alone

Marilyn Monroe

It is better to let everyone think you are stupid, then to open your mouth and remove all doubt

Mark Twain

I drop a picture, now these b*tches feel attacked

Megan Thee Stallion

If I was you, I'd wanna be me too

Meghan Trainor

It is so weird being my own role model.

Mindy Lahiri

I just figured if I’m going to be a mess - might as well be a hot mess, right?

Mindy Lahiri

I’m throwin' shade like it’s sunny

Nicki Minaj

You're not going to tell me who I am

Nicki Minaj

You've got to learn to leave the table when love's no longer being served

Nina Simone

I can resist everything, except temptation

Oscar Wilde

Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness

Pam Grier

Struggle and survival, losing and winning, doesn't matter. It's entering the race that counts

Pam Grier

A queen is never late. Everyone else is simply early

Queen Clarisse Renaldi

Didn’t they tell you I was a savage?

Rihanna

Look, I don't mean to be a b*tch...well, actually I do.

Santana Lopez

When in doubt, freak ‘em out

Sharon Needles

I’m permanent. You can’t erase me

Shawn Mendes

You're way too short to get on this ride

Shawn Mendes

I’ve got thick skin and an elastic heart

Sia

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love

Tallulah Bankhead

Darling I’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream

Taylor Swift

You're a million miles too close

The Jonas Brothers

You wanted fire? Sorry, my speciality is ice.

Veronica Lodge

as f** is my favorite unit of measurement.

5’2 my height but my attitude 6’1.

50% Savage, 50% Sweetheart.

99% caffeine.

A champion is someone who gets up when he can’t.

A life without love is like a year without summer.

A sass a day keeps the basics away

A very caffeine dependent life form.

A wise girl knows her limits, a smart girl knows she has none.

Act like a lady, think like a boss

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one.

Always aiming to be a rainbow at the end of a thunderstorm.

Always classy never trashy and a little bit sassy

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else

And though she is but little, she is fierce.

Are you a software update? Because NOT NOW.

Attitude matters. Don’t say: No one likes me…!!! Just say: There is no one like me…!!!

Awesome ends with ME and Ugly starts with you

Be a little more you, and a lot less them.

Be fearless, be kind, be you.

Be like a sea, wild, free and beautiful

Be savage, not average.

Be the best version of yourself

Be the kind of person that makes others step up their game

Be the type of person you want to meet

Be you, do you, for you.

Be yourself, who else is better qualified?

Be yourself; because an original is worth more than a copy

Being dramatic is always fun

Best. Day. EVER!

Born to express not to impress

Bow down to the queen

Braless is flawless.

C’est la vie.

Catch flights, not feelings.

Cherish these nights, cherish these people. Life is a movie, but there will never be a sequel

Classy is when a woman have everything but doesn’t show off

Collect moments, not things.

Conquer from within.

Dear, hating me will not make you beautiful

Different from everyone!

Do more things that make you forget to check your phone.

Do not try me. I'm not a sample.

Do ya thing be.

Don’t ask me for my opinion if you can’t handle the truth. I’m not going to lie to make you feel better

Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parent’s job

Don’t be average be savage.

Don’t be average, be savage

Don’t follow me because I don’t even know where I’m going.

Don’t let your eyes blind seeing my beauty

Don’t live an ordinary life. Have an EXTRA-ordinary one.

Don’t look for society to give you permission to be yourself.

Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness.

Don’t stand too close to the heater babe. Plastic melts

Don’t Study me. You won’t Graduate!

Don’t take my kindness as a sign of weakness

Even my middle finger is bigger than your heart.

Every day may not be good but there’s good in every day.

Everyone said I could be Anything. So I became Sassy!

Everyone said I could be Anything.. So I became Se**!

Everything that kills me makes me feel alive

Express gratitude. Regret nothing.

Find me Where the Wild Things Are.

First I drink the coffee. Then I do the things.

Focus on the Good

Forgive, yes. Forget, never.

Friday, my second favorite F word.

Fueled by caffeine, sarcasm & inappropriate thoughts.

Go BIG or go home

Good news is I’m smiling. The bad news is it’s the kind of smile that people should fear

Good vibes or good bye.

Got two shows tonight, that’s Brooklyn and Dallas

Grow through what you go through

Guess who I just met?

her attitude savage but her heart is gold.

Her smile was like armor & every day she went to war

Home is where the bra isn’t

Honey, even raccoons have standards.

Humble with just a hint of Kanye

I always laugh when people try to hurt my feelings. As if I have any

I am 99% angel, but oh, that 1%…

I am having a syndrome of a down

I am not perfect but I am limited Edition

I am not perfect. I make mistakes. But when I say Sorry… I mean it!

I am not trying to give an image of a fairy-tale, perfect, everything else, I am just being myself.

I am sassy and I know it!

I am what I am… I will never try to be someone else

I am who I am, I am what I am, I do what I do and I ain’t never gonna do it any different. I don’t care who likes it and who doesn’t.

I am who I am, your approval is not needed

I can easily tell how intelligent someone is by how stupid they think I am.

I can only please one person a day. Today isn’t your day. Tomorrow doesn’t look good either

I can remove most of your beauty from a wet wipe.

I do not mind the crazy people, it’s the normal one that freaks me out!

I don’t care about popularity. I live in reality. Based on originality. Forget looks. I respect personality

I don’t care what you think of me. Because it can’t be as bad as what I think of you

I don’t come with dice. So don’t play me

I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT

I don’t have a dirty mind, I have a se** imagination

I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude. Don’t like it get over it!

I don’t have an attitude!! I have a personality you can’t handle!!!

I don’t need any part-time people in my life.

I don’t need to explain myself because I know I’m right

I don’t need your approval to be me.

I find strength in pain

I forgive but never forgot

I got 99 problems but a whip ain’t one

I got a good heart but this mouth.

I got it from my mama.

I have a new theory in life.. what other people think of me is truly none of my business!

I have the attitude for those who force me to show them

I haven’t changed. I grew up. Maybe you should give it a try sometime

I heard you’re a player. Nice to meet you, I’m the coach

I hope Karma slaps you in the face before I do

I hope Karma slaps you in the face… before I do it!

I just got back with the ex 360 back

I keep ego and attitude always in my pockets so that I can use it when my self-respect and sentiments are being tested by people.

I know I am awesome, so I don’t care about your opinion

I know I changed baby. That was the point

I know I have everything that you want, but sorry not available

I know looks aren’t everything, but I have them just in case

I like being myself. Maybe just slimmer, with fewer wrinkles.

I like me more than pizza

I like my coffee how I like myself: Dark, bitter, and too hot for you.

I liked it so it’s mine!

I literally have to remind myself all the time that being afraid of things going wrong isn't the way to make things go right.

I live my life always being classy, never trashy, and I am little sassy as well

I look excellent at my Instagram photographs.

I love sarcasm. It is like punching someone in the face with words.

I may be fat, but you’re ugly. And I can lose weight!

I may be wrong. But I doubt it

I may not be the girl that everyone wants, but at least I am not the girl that everyone’s had.

I need 6 months of vacation twice a year.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception

I never prove to be good enough… For every one..! But I’m the best for them who understand me

I really don’t care what you think about me. Unless you think I’m awesome. In that case – you’re totally right. Carry on!

I take a lot of pride in being myself. I’m comfortable with who I am.

I take a lot of selfies for my future biographer

I tried being like you, my personality didn’t like it

I tried you didn’t. Have fun, I’m done

I wanna be different just like everyone else.

I was born to stand out.

I was both loved and hated for being upfront. But I was just being myself.

I wish common sense was more common.

I wish I had ‘Google’ in my mind and ‘Antivirus’ in my heart

I woke up like this

I'm everything you want but can't have

I'm none of your business

I’d rather laugh with the sinners.

I’m Angelina, you Jennifer. Come on (girl), you see where Brad at

I’m as single as a dollar and I’m not looking for a change

I’m at the point now where I don’t want to impress anyone anymore. If people like me the way I am, great. If they don’t, well it’s their loss

I’m born beautiful

I’m everything you want but can’t have.

I’m headed to space with the rest of the stars

I’m not always sarcastic — sometimes I’m sleeping.

I’m not anti-fashion, but I’ve always had a bit of a punk attitude. That’s important, I think. I do my own thing

I’m not mad you told all my friends I’m a psycho. They’re my friends, they already know

I’m not special. I’m a limited edition

I’m probably the reason your girl isn’t answering you.

I’m really not cranky. I just have a violent reaction when I meet stupid people

I’m suffering an extreme case of not being Beyonce.

I’m the queen of my own little world

I’m worth it. Always was, and always will be

I’m your worst nightmare.

I’ve always loved the idea of not being what people expect me to be.

I’ve finally realized something: What other people think and say about me is none of my business

I’ve got my sassy pants on. Watch out world!

I´m not mean, I´m just brutally honest. It´s not my fault that truth hurts. Here´s a band-aid

If I say – first of all – run away because I have prepared research, data, charts, and will destroy you

If I say — first of all — run away because I have prepared research, data, charts, and will destroy you

If I was a writer I’d have a better Instagram bio quote.

If I were you, I would adore me.

If I were you, I would adore myself.

If practice makes perfect, and no one’s perfect, then why practice? —Billy Corgan.

If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best.

If you can’t see anything Beautiful in Yourself, get a Better Mirror

If you dislike me, remember: it’s mind over matter. I don’t mind and you don’t matter!

If you have something about yourself that’s different, you’re lucky. It’s not a curse

If you listen closely, you can hear me not caring

If you listen to me closely, you can hear me not caring

If you think I am BAD than you’re wrong, I am the worst

If you were in my shoes, you’d fall the first step

Imperfection is beauty, madness is a genius, and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.

In a world full of trends, I want to remain a classic

It is not an attitude. It is the way I am.

It’s not a phase, it’s who I am.

It’s not my fault truth hurts, here’s a bandaid

It’s not necessary for everyone to like me. Not everyone matters!

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste.

It’s sassy Instagram captions time.

It´s not a tiara. I simply bedazzled my horns.

Just another paper-cut survivor.

Just because I don’t have a girlfriend, doesn’t mean I’m alone, I have a food and internet

Just because you didn’t sleep does not mean that you should stop dreaming

Just like the alphabet, I come before U

Just two friends having a good time

Just wing it. Life, eyeliner, everything

Just wing it. Life, Eyeliner, Everything.

Karma’s just sharpening her nails and finishing her drink. She’ll be with you shortly

Keep calm and take a selfies

Kind of a good Samaritan, terrible athlete, but extremely blessed in the napping skills department.

Kinda classy, kinda hood

Let your aura reflect who you truly are

Let’s wait and just start as strangers

Life goes on, with or without you.

Life is better when you’re laughing

Life is short. Make every hair flip count

Life is way too short for bad vibes.

Life isn’t perfect but your outfit can be

Live in the moment.

Looks aren’t everything but I have them just in case

Lovin’ myself so much that it makes others uncomfortable

Make difficulty look easy. Make impossible look cute

Make them stop and stare

Make them stop and stare.

Maybe she’s born with it; maybe it’s an Instagram filter.

Me? Weird? B*tch Please! I am Limited Edition.

Me.. myself.. and I…!!

Move over people; my sassy mode is in full form today.

My attitude is based on how you treat me

My blood is made of coffee.

My door is always open to you, so feel free to leave

My goal is to create a life that I don’t want to take a vacation from.

My hair is the crown I never take off

My heart says yes but my mom says no

My Instagram is proof that I’m always creating a better version of myself.

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for.

My mascara is too expensive to cry over stupid boys like you.

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right

My question to you is not about can you, it’s about will you

My signature, My style, My identity

Never mistake my kindness for weakness

No this isn’t a dream, this is my reality.

No, I’m not feeling violent, I’m feeling creative with weapons

Nobody move. I just lost my mind

Not always ‘Available’… Try your Luck

Note to self: You good, get going.

Of course, I talk to myself. Sometimes I need an expert’s opinion.

Of course, I’m smart, but that doesn’t mean you too!

Ok, I’m officially done now

One does not simply create a clever Instagram caption.

One of the best mistake done is never repeat, and never cry for the same problem

Own what’s yours, or else others will try to.

People say I act like I don’t care but it’s not an act

Pink isn’t just a color it’s an attitude too!

Probably the best TV binge-watcher you’ll ever find.

Proof people that I can pose better than you

Right back on my worst behavior

Role models that look like supermodels

Rule #1: Never be number two!

Seize the moment, ‘cause tomorrow you might be dead

Sending my selfie to NASA, because I’m a star.

Sharing my happy thoughts.

She was a rainbow, but he was color blind

She was simple like quantum physics

Shut up, I wear heels bigger than your d*ck

Silent people have the loudest minds

Simple but significant.

Single as a dollar but not looking for change

So blunt you can smoke my truth.

Some of the best moments in your life are those you can’t tell anyone about

Some people are like clouds. The day gets better when they are gone.

Some people just need high-five. In the face!

Somethings look very good in dreams

Sometimes you gotta be a beauty and a beast

Sorry if I Looked interested, I’m not.

Start from changing your thoughts and end with changing your life

Stop being a zombie. Find something that you’re excited about in your life; otherwise, you’re just walking dead

Stop wearing your wishbone where your backbone ought to be

Strong alone, unstoppable together.

Success is in my veins.

Sunshine mixed with a little hurricane

Sweet as sugar hard as ice. Hurt me once, I’ll kill you twice

Take me as I am, or watch me as I go.

Tell me not to do something and I will do it twice and take pictures

Thank you, Mom for giving birth to this wonderful child.

The average is boring.

The awkward moment when someone asks you “what’s wrong?” – and they are the problem.

The best revenge is massive success.

The best things come from living outside of your comfort zone.

The difference between a pizza and your opinion is that I only asked for the pizza

The uglier the Snapchat, the closer the friendship.

There’s a hole in my heart where you use to be.

There’s always a wild side to an innocent face

There’s no “we” in fries.

These are the days we live for

They say good things take time… That’s why I’m always late.

They say tongue is the strongest muscle of the body. Wanna fight?

They told me I couldn’t. That’s why I did

Thick thighs and pretty eyes.

This is GOLD

This is it!

This is my town.

Throwing kindness around like confetti.

Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.

Treat me like an option, and I’ll dump you like a choice.

Treat yourself like a King and you’ll attract your Queen

Twenty-four-hour champagne diet

Ugh, as if!

Wait guys let me take a selfie

Wake. Play. Slay.

Warning — You might fall in love with me

Well behaved people don’t make it into history books

What do you think google is boy or a girl, I think it’s a girl because it never ends giving suggestions of other ideas

What just happened?

When nothing goes right, go left instead

When nothing goes right, go left.

When you can’t find the sunshine, be the sunshine

When you take a selfie and your hairs look perfect but not your face.

Why chase you, when I am the catch!

Why not take a selfie when you are feeling good and fresh today

WiFi + food + my bed = PERFECTION.

X’ in the box, cause ain’t nobody checking me

Yes, I don’t need a king to be a queen.

You are a limited Edition. Like me, just different.

You are either on my side, by my side, or in my fu*king way. Choose wisely

You are what you do, not what you say you'll do.

You can either take me as I am or watch me as I leave

You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.

You don’t have to like me; I’m not a Facebook status.

You don’t like me but you like stalking my Instagram

You don’t like my attitude? That’s fine. It doesn’t like you either

You never run out of things that can go wrong.

You say I dream too big. I say you think too small

You were my cup of tea but I drink champagne now

You’ll never catch me upset! I’m too busy to waste my time like that

You’ll never catch me wasting my precious time hating on someone who isn’t worth my valuable energy!

You’re a bad idea but I like bad ideas

You’re not gonna tell me who I am. I’m gonna tell you who I am

Your best teacher is your last mistake.

Your biggest hater could be your closest friend. People pretend well.

Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life.

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