Funny Venmo captions

Venmo is a mobile app that enables clients to quickly send money to private users and businesses. Feel free to accompany your transactions with captions to accentuate your individuality! Our service allows you to pick the best captions for any life situation.

Birthday captions for Venmo

Funds plus a hilarious caption should be the best gift for your buddy!

Love wine or something gets it.
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Money stays away from me.
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Pay for luxury.
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Paying for servant shoes.
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Touch To Copy
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Birthday fee.
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Birthday Gift for you.
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No need to wait, take my gift.
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Put this transaction under private.
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Try to be a nice guy.
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After the party, here in the hotel lobby
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Birthday gift for you
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Best time for the party
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Enjoy fermented liquor at the bar
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Last call!
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Candy and bellyache
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High drinks time
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Super-lame birthday presen
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Cheers to 21 years!
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Following my birthday bliss.
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Hold on to your inner child as you grow older.
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Hugs, kisses and lots of birthday wishes!
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I hope the birthday cake is as sweet as me.
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I really auto get a car now.
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I will be 29 until further notice.
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I.D. love a drink, thanks!
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I’m so awesome, when I was born, I was given a certificate.
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Keep calm and celebrate on.
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Life is too short not to celebrate moments like these.
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Live your life and forget your age.
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Making my years count instead of counting the years.
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Making my years count instead of counting the years.
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On this day, a queen was born.
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One year older, one year bolder.
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So thankful for friends, family, and of course, birthday cake.
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The best is yet to come.
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This is the year my dreams come true.
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Today is a great day cause it’s my birthday!
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Wishing on candles and chasing my dreams.
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You have no excuse to act stupid. You’re not a teenager anymore, and you’re not old enough to drink.
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Ideas for Food and Drinks

Add a cute caption when buying coffee, alcohol or a sandwich.

Because I spilled your coffee
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Because I’m hungry
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For being the mom friend who always has extra snacks
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For making you buy something at [insert restaurant] because I had to pee
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For making you purchase something at [insert restaurant] because I had to pee
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I think we’re UberEats’ main source of income
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Mozzarella sticks are just deep fried string cheese
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Potluck problems
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That time I left a large group dinner without paying
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That time I left an outsized group dinner without paying
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Best time for the party.
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Cash Loading...
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Down payment.
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Giving my lunch to you.
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I am Hungry… Get me Tasty food.
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Let me use your microwave.
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Let's Food Party.
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No need to wait, take my money.
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Oops...Out of Cash.
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Paid for Hunger.
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Pending, Payment Preview.
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Ready for Paid-eat.
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Take your Tip.
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Yumm..Yumm
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Yummmmmy...Insert Pizza emoji.
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Because we can't resist a good 2 for 25 deal.
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Buy me dinner first.
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Congratulations! You've just won a free coffee.
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Dinner on you tonight.
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For ordering food for me because I didn't feel like doing it myself.
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I don't want to taco bout it.
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I'm really sorry I ate your food.
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Potluck problems.
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That time I left my debit card at home and didn't realize it till after I ordered my food.
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You have a pizza my heart.
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Captions For Friends

Venmo is the least embarrassing way of returning the borrowed money.

An extra dollar for every bite I took of your food <3
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I could’ve SWORN there was money in the bank before I made reservations.
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I got a coffee! So you get a coffee!
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I know I said this last time, but next time it’s on me!
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My one, my only, my pasta plug.
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RIP to the free meal I had before I paid you back. Miss her.
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Surprise! I have money now.
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Wait, the bread wasn’t free??
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Wine prices went up. Who knew?!
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You have been brunched.
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Best time for the party.
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Caption Updating...
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Down payment.
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Free from ATM fee.
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Friendship fee.
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Monkey business.
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Oops...Out of Cash.
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Pay Delay...To Be Continued.
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Take your Advance.
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Take your Tip.
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An un fortunate series of events
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Because I’m hungry
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Because I spilled your coffee
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Being nuts
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Besties for there sties
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Buy me dinner first
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Drugs(theCVSkind!)
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For ordering food for me because I didn’t feel like doing it myself
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Forthe wine beneath my wings
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Friend$hipdues
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Help me, I’m poor
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I am hungry…Get me tasty food
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I don’t even remember anymore
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I don’t want to tacobout it
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I think we’re Uber Eats main source of in come
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Moneytostayawayfromme
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Mozzarella sticks are just deep fried string cheese
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My hoe and I
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Shut up and take my money
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Sorry Iate your food
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Takeyourtip
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That time I left a large group dinner without paying
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We are bad people
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You fed me when I was drunk
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You have a pizza my heart
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For Boyfriend

Accompany the transaction with a caption that will make your boyfriend's day!

After the party, here in the hotel lobby.
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Are you out of cash?
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Ask to you. Do thugs cry?
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Assorted emoji – monkey business
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Bank in my pocket.
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Best time for a party.
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Everyone on venmo is wineeee.
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Feed pickle, onion rings.
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For the time under the bleachers.
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Giving my lunch to you.
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High drinks time.
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Insert TACO emoji here.
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Last call!
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Lock your gooch chair.
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Love you later.
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Mc Donald runs.
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Money stands back from me.
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My home and I.
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No got to wait, take my money.
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Rewind the VHS tapes.
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Runner up of hula hoop contest.
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Spend good time with you.
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Support child.
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Taste the festive.
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Try to be a nice girl.
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Wineee Venmo.
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Advice for relationships.
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Amazed lap dance.
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Dudes probs.
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Do not stay here.
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Down payment for jump.
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Fees for lurking my car for tinder date.
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Get Food for HOT.
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Gift for date.
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Grab the best one yourself.
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Here is your daddy.
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Kiss lessons.
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Love wine or something gets it.
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Put this transaction under private.
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Ready for the tinder date.
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Gift for you.
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No need to wait, take my money.
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Yes, I did the final settlement.
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For Girlfriend

Use Venmo payments to let your better half know how precious she is.

Best Advice for relationships.
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Amazed lap dance.
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Boozy Sunday.
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Candy and bellyache.
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Concert tickets.
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Diabetes pills.
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Down payment.
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Dry cleaning bill paid.
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Feels like home.
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Fees for lurking in my car for tinder dates.
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Fortune whopper.
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Free from ATM fee.
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Get Food for HOT.
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Gift for date.
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Going to earn money.
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Here is your queef daddy.
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I am Partying with malk.
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Let me use your microwave.
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Love wine or something gets it.
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Paying college fees of bestie.
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Pizza emoji.
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Swallow all at once.
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Thanks for purchasing.
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Thanks for raising me.
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U owes your soul and me.
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You owe me a pizza party.
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Deposit for our castle.
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Feeling generous!
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If I had $1,000,000, I'd buy you a house.
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Kissing lessons.
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Try to be a nice girl.
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No need to wait, take my money
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Paying for servant shoes.
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Put this transaction under private
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Ready for the tinder date.
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Try to be a nice girl
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Try to be a nice guy
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For Family (Parents, Sister, Brother and etc, Husband, Wife)

Send money to your dearest and nearest to remind them how much you love them.

Always out of cash.
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Best head ever here.
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Gift for you.
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Money stay away from me.
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No need to wait, take my money.
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Try to be nice girl.
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At least buy me dinner first!
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For always letting me date you.
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I love you more than pizza. Still, get us some pizza.
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I love you, but you don’t want to see me when I’m hungry.
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Is this enough to forget the fight we had earlier?
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Roses are red, violets are blue, buy us two tickets to the zoo.
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With a great wife comes great expenses.
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For only streaming Taylor’s version
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For popping the pimples on my back
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For your French bread personal pizza I put in the oven last night then passed out
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I use your Netflix account without your permission
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Reward for being favorite daughter
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That one shoe that got eaten by that one dog
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Rent captions for Venmo

Clever users always pay their rent on time through Venmo.

Advance rent.
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Always out of cash.
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August rent, did not forget.
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Delay rent continues.
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Fake the check.
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House thanks.
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I had love with roommate.
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October rent paid.
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Pay 3 months pending rent.
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Pay rent on time.
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Pay roommate rent every month.
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Pending, Payment Preview.
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Receive rent on time.
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That month… rent ;(
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Trouble the owner for rent.
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Advance Payment.
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Cash Loading...
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Delay Rent...To Be Continued.
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Last Month Rent :)
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Oops...Out of Cash.
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Paid for Luxury.
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Pay for House Thanx.
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Take your Tip.
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This Month Rent...Did Not Forget.
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Wait This Month...Budget Issue.
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What's Your Venmo ID.
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I always pay rent on time
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It’s that time of the month again … rent
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Pay for luxury
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Rent in peace
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Take your rentevance
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Wait for this month’s budget issue
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Yes, I did the final settlement
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