Instagram captions for dog

On this page, you can select the best funny, clever and philosophical captions for your dog photos. Let your pooch become a true Instagram star, as they deserve! Just copy the quote that you like the most and paste it into your post.

If you're in a hurry, it will take you only a few seconds to pick the best caption for your picture. When you have time, you can scroll down the whole collection and read all the beautiful, emotional and inspiring quotes that we share.

Funny dog instagram captions

Is your pooch muddy, sleepy or weirdly playing with its toys? Let your friends have a good laugh when reading your caption!

All dogs are good—some are just a little ruff around the edges.
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Always chews to have a good day.
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Anything is paw-sible.
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Can I get a round of a-paws for this outfit?
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Can't escape the pup-arazzi.
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Can’t keep the pup-arazzi away.
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Caution: Dogs can’t hold their licker.
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Crazy dog lady.
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Cuteness overload, am I right?
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Dog hair is my glitter.
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Dog hair is my go-to accessory.
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Dogs are the universe's way of apologizing for your relatives.
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Don’t stop retrievin’. Hold onto that feeling.
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Everything is pawsome.
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Feeling quite fetching today.
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First he stole my heart, then he stole my bed.
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Had a ruff day? I love you fur real.
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He's not fat, he's husky!
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Here's some advice: Stand up for yourself. Don't just roll over when someone tells you to. Unless they have treats.
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Hold your ap-paws.
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Home is where the dog hair is stuck to everything.
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Home is where the dog hair sticks to everything. BUT THE DOG.
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I deserve to be on the cover of Vanity Fur.
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I dig it.
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I don’t always bark at night, but when I do, it’s for no reason.
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I has to pee.
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I have just met you, and I love you.
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I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my squeak toy. Throw it, maybe.
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I like big mutts and I cannot lie.
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I love my pup furry much.
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I ruff you a lot.
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I see you have food. I would also like food. Please give me your food.
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I shih tzu not, this is the cutest dog ever.
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I shih tzu not.
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I will always woof you.
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I wish I could text my dog.
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I wonder what my dog named me.
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I would rather be called a dog lady than a people person.
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I'll steal your heart like I steal your side of the bed.
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I'm all about that pug life.
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I'm mutts about my dog.
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I'm ready to paw-ty!
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I'm so paw-fect. Love me fur-ever.
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I’m all about that pug life.
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I’m mutts about my dog.
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I’m mutts about you.
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I’m not spoiled my master is just well trained.
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I’m one hot dog.
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I’m ready to paw-ty!
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I’m so paw-fect. Love me fur-ever.
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I’m the corg-key to your heart.
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I’m the most pup-ular dog at the park.
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If I fits, I sits.
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If my dog doesn't like you, I probably won't either.
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If my dog makes you uncomfortable, I’d be happy to lock you up in the other room.
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If you’ve had a ruff day, I’m here to make you feel better.
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It’s pawesome to have fans like you.
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Just pug-get about it.
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Kids these days… When I was a pup, I only had one toy and one stick.
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Let’s raise the woof!
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Life would be ruff without you.
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Living that fairy-tail life.
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My therapist has four legs and a tail.
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My windows aren’t dirty that’s just my dog, not art.
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No home decor is complete without dog hair!
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No worries at all. It’s the leashed I can do.
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Not all dogs are good boys. Some are good girls!
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Not to brag or anything, but I’m kind of a big deal to my dog.
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Oh yeah, that’s the spot!
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Paw-don me, but I think it’s time for my walk.
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Paws what you’re doing right now, and look at me.
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Quit hounding me. I’m fetching as fast as possible.
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Raise the woof!
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Rolling over into the weekend like.
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Sometimes you just gotta lay on the floor with your dog.
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Sometimes, they call me ‘Getbackhere.’
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Still trying to make fetch happen.
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Stop hounding me!
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Thank you fur being a friend.
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Thanks fur the memories.
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The more men I meet, the more I love my dog.
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This friendship is fur real.
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Today is the day. I can feel it. Today is the day I catch that tail.
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Trans-fur-mation Tuesday.
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Ugh, here comes the pup-arazzi again.
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Wait a minute... this isn't the park.
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We have the ulti-mutt friendship.
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What kind of dog doesn’t bark? A hush puppy!
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What the pug?
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Who’s a good boy? Well, I’m a good boy. Obvi!
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Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about dogs.
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Will work for belly rubs.
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Will work for treats!
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Without my dog, my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty.
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You’re very fur-tunate to have a dog like me.
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Cute dog captions

Pomeranians, chihuahuas, labradors, pitbulls, poodles — all of them are cuteness overload. And they deserve a cool caption!

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself
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A house isn't a home without a dog.
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Always has to be fair. And anyway, it’s always a good idea to become a bit more dog, hoomans!
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Always kiss your dog before night.
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Anything is paw-sible with a dog by your side.
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Anything is pawsible with a dog.
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Be the person your dog thinks you are.
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Can you even handle the fluff?
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Coffee and dogs make the world go around.
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Do you like my self-pawtrait?
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Dog hair is my constant accessory.
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Dog never about love
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Dogs are a girl’s best friend.
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Dogs are my favorite kind of people.
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Dogs are my favorite people.
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Dogs are my kind of people.
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Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
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Dogs ask for so little but deserve so much.
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Dogs have a way of finding people who need them and filling an emptiness they didn’t know they had.
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Don't stop retrievin'.
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Don’t stop recovering.
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Don’t stop retrievin’.
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Everything I know, I learned from dogs
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Excuse me while I be absolutely adorable.
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Feeling corgeous.
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Happiness is a warm puppy.
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Having a dog will bless you with the happiest days of your life, and one of the worst days.
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Home is where the dog hair is stuck to everything.
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Hope you have a pawsome day.
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How beautiful it is to find someone who asks for nothing but your company.
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Howl you doing?
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I live for the appaws.
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I love my pet puppy furry much.
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I love you more than I’ll ever let on to anyone else.
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I ruff you a lot.
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I was born to pet all my cute dogs.
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I will always woof you.
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I will take my dog over diamonds any day!!!
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I woof you so much.
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I'm a VIP: Very Important Puppy.
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I’m a su-paw-star.
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I’m here to pet all the dogs.
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I’m not sure why you would be upset with me. You have four legs; I only have two.
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If I can’t bring my dog i’m not going.
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If I had a dollar for every time my dog made me smile, I would be a millionaire.
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If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
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If there are no dogs in heaven, I don't want to go.
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If there are no dogs in heaven, I don’t want to live there.
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If you have a dog, you will most likely outlive it; to get a dog is to open yourself to profound joy and, prospectively, to equally profound sadness.
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If you’re having a bad day, just pug-et about it!
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It really is the dogs house, we just pay the bills.
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It’s just the most amazing thing to love a dog, isn’t it? It makes our relationships with people seem as boring as a bowl of oatmeal.
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It’s my paw-ty, I can bark if I want to!
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It’s time to get this pawty started.
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Just taking some time to paws and reflect.
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Let sleeping dogs lie.
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Let sleeping dogs lie. – Robert Walpole
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Life is ruff without you, my puppy.
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Life would be ruff without you.
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Life’s not ruff when you’re around.
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Live, laugh, bark.
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Love is a four-legged word.
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Love is a wet nose and a wagging tail of my dog.
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Love is a wet nose and a wagging tail.
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Must be nice. My dog is infected with that concept… “why aren’t you throwing my ball? You should be throwing my ball..”
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My best friend has fur and a tail.
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My best friend has soft fur and a beautiful tail.
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My dalmation is always trying not to be spotted.
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My dog does this amazing thing where he just exists and makes my whole life better because of it.
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My dog is my favorite.
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My dog is the only one who really gets me.
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My dog is the only one who really understands me.
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My Dog leaves paw prints on my heart.
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My dog's only flaw is not living forever.
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My sunshine doesn’t come from the skies
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My therapist has four legs and a beautiful tail.
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My therapist has four legs and a tail.
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No matter how you’re feeling, a little dog going to love you every time.
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Only the ones loving adventure will understand the world!
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Pawsitive vibes only.
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Puppy love Forever.
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Puppy love!
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Puppy love.
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Raising a dog is like a rainbow puppy are the joy at one end. Old dogs are the treasure at the other.
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Rescued by my rescue dog.
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She/He’s a happy kid tho
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Some days are just meant for laying on the floor.
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Thanks fur the memories.
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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The best therapist has fur and four legs.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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The happiest pupper you ever did see.
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The journey of life is sweeter when traveled with a dog.
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The more men I meet, the more I love my dog.
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The perfect pots of gold at the beginning and at the end, If only they could live furever.
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The road to my heart is always filled with paw prints.
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The road to my heart is filled with paw prints.
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The road to my heart is marked with paw prints.
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There’s just a special connection between a dog and their person that can’t compare to regular friendships.
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They call it puppy love.
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This cute face made possible by belly rubs.
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This friendship is fur real with you.
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This is my new friend, she’s a puggle. She loves to play fetch and cuddle up on the couch with me!
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Those who teach the most about humanity aren’t always human
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Warning: Cuteness overload.
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We have the ulti-mutt friendship.
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Welcome to our home where dog hair is both a fashion accessory & a condiment.
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What's up, dog?
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When a dog bites you, you hate them all. But if you feed only one dog then that dog loves with whole humanity.
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When my dog looks at me, I melt
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When the dog looks at you, the dog is not thinking about what kind of a person you are. The dog is not judging you.
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Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend, never owned a dog
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Whoever said Diamonds are a girl’s best friend…Never had a dog.
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You are pawfection.
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You can't buy happiness, but you can rescue it.
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You can’t beat that combo! Cold nose, warm heart.
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You can’t buy happiness, but you can rescue it.
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You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you; they will be there long before any of us.
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You’ll never get the dog that you want, you’ll always get the dog that you need.
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Short captions

Add a concise caption and let the picture be the center of attention.

A Doggy Dog World.
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A hungry dog can hunt best.
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All you need is love & a dog.
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Anything is pawsible.
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Best friend well trained.
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Best friends come in all hairy.
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Do you like my self-pawtrait?
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Dog do speak, but only to those who know how to listen.
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Dog hair is my glitter.
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Dog kisses fix everything.
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Dog leave paw prints on your heart.
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Dogaholic.
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Dogs Are Dedicated Friends.
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Dogs are my favorite people.
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Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
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Don’t Stop, Retrievin’.
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Everyone thinks they have the best dog, and none of them are wrong.
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Feeling corgeous.
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First, we steal your heart… then we take your bed.
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Fur real.
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Happiness Is Doggy Kisses.
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He’s Not Fat, He’s Husky!
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Home is where the dog hair is stuck to everything.
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Howl you doing?
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I apologize to my puppy when I’m on an outing.
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I live for the appaws.
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I want to go to dog heaven.
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I woof spending time with you.
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I’ll Love You Fur-Ever.
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I’m a su-paw-star.
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I’ve Had A Ruff Day.
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It’s time to get this pawty started.
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Lamby the bichon frise.
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Life would be ruff without you.
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Life’s not ruff when you’re around.
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Lifeguard On Duty!
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Live, Love, Bark.
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Love is a four-legged word.
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Love is wet noses, sloppy kisses & wagging tails.
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My therapist has four legs and a tail.
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No matter how many years we get with our dogs, it’s never enough.
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Pass the Milk-Bones, please.
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Puppy Love!
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Some days are just meant for laying on the floor.
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Sometimes you just gotta lay on the floor with your dog.
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Stop hounding me!
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Thanks fur the memories.
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The best therapy, a dog knows.
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The journey of life is sweeter when traveled with a dog.
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The king of the house
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The Little Guy Is So Polite.
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The puggle is real.
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The road to my heart is paved with pawprints.
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This friendship is fur real.
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Warning: cuteness overload.
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What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs.
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What’s better than doggie kisses!
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What’s Up Dog?
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When I needed a hand, I found your paw.
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When my pet dog looks to me, I melt.
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You are pawfection.
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You must be my backyard, because I dig you.
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You’re looking quite fetching today.
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Dog point of view instagram captions

Try to step in your pet's shoes and perceive life from their unique viewpoint. Which caption would your dog choose if they were in charge of your Instagram?

A dog can feel your feelings without trying.
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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
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All dogs are good—some are just a little ruff around the edges.
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All you need is love & a dog.
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Always kiss your dog before night.
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Bad to the bone. — George Thorogood & The Destroyers, Bad to the Bone
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Beware of wife dog is friendly.
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Can you stay home and snuggle with me instead?
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Can’t escape the pup-arazzi.
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Can’t talk, doing bad dog shiz.
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Crazy dog lady.
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Did you notice the big mess I left for you? Did you love it?
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Discovered my tail today, but I can’t catch it. Seems like a scam.
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Dog hair is my go-to accessory.
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Dog sunshine comes from love.
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Dogaholic.
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Dogs are dedicated friends.
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Dogs are my favorite people.
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Dogs are not our whole lives but they make our lives whole.
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Dogs are the universe’s way of apologizing for your relatives.
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Dogs follow those who feed them.
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Dogs have a way of finding people who need them and filling an emptiness they didn’t know they had.
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Dogs never bite me — just humans.
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Don't forget to be a good boy today.
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Don’t Stop, Retrievin’
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Don’t stop, retrieving!
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Everyone calls me a cinnamon bun. You can, too.
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Felt cute and fluffy, might delete later.
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First they steal your heart, then they steal your bed.
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First, he stole my heart, then he stole my bed.
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Found my tail today, can’t catch it. Seems sus.
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Free licks.
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Go on a walk with me.
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Got treats?
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Happiness is doggy kisses.
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Having a dog will bless you with the happiest days of your life, and one of the worst days.
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He’s not fat, he’s husky!
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Here for the treats.
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Hi, Instagram! Did I do this right? I sure hope so.
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Home is where the dog hair sticks to everything. BUT THE DOG.
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Howl did I ever live without you?
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I did it all for the cookie.
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I have a bone to pick with you.
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I haven't gotten bigger. My bed has just gotten smaller.
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I like long walks to nowhere in particular.
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I love my pup furry much.
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I saw another dog today. It was incredible.
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I shih tzu not.
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I think all dogs deserve a lifelike (Max).
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I thought we'd start today by eating breakfast and looking at squirrels.
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I want to go to dog heaven.
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I was born to pet all my cute dogs.
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I would like woofles for breakfast today, please.
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I would rather be called a dog lady than a people person.
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I'm all ears, until I get bored or smell something delicious.
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I'm coming with you, whether you like it or not.
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I’d risk it for a biscuit.
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I’ll love you fur-ever.
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I’m all about that pug life.
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I’m mutts about my dog.
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I’m mutts about you!
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I’m the CEO of snuggling.
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I’ve had a ruff day.
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If I hang by the table long enough, they'll definitely give me a treat.
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If my dog doesn’t like you, I probably won’t either.
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If my dog makes you uncomfortable I’d be happy to lock you in the other room.
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If my puppy isn’t happy, neither am I.
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If there are no dogs in heaven, I want to go wherever they went.
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In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
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It's my birthday, I'll play fetch if I want to.
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It’s not a home without my dog’s pawprints.
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Just taking some time to paws and reflect.
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Let sleeping dogs lie.
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Life is too short to just have one dog.
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Life would be ruff without you.
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Lifeguard on Duty!
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Love is a four-legged word.
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Love is wet noses, sloppy kisses & wagging tails.
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Love. Bark.
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Master of disaster.
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My Dog leaves paw prints on my heart.
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My eye is on the prize (aka my stuffed animal friend).
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My food bowl is clearly buffering.
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My mom put me in this outfit. Not thrilled about it.
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My sunshine doesn’t come from the skies, it comes from the love that’s in my dog’s eyes.
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My tail has never wagged this fast in my life.
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My therapist has four legs and a tail.
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My windows aren’t dirty, that’s just my dog’s nose art.
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New collar, who dis.
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No home decor is complete without dog hair!
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No selfie is complete without my puppy-dog eyes.
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No, I have not seen your left shoe.
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Nope, I haven't seen your shoes.
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Not all dogs are good boys. Some are good girls!
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Not to brag or anything, but I’m kind of a big deal to my dog.
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On my bark, let’s hit up the park.
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People who say money can’t buy you
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Personal space invader.
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Puppy love.
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Some people say I love my dog too much…
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Sometimes they touch my nose and say, 'Boop!' I don't mind it, though.
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Spoiler alert: I'm really cute in every pic I take.
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Stop hounding me!
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Stop trying to make fetch happen. — Regina George, Mean Girls
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Tell your dog I said hi.
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Thanks fur the memories.
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The best friend well trained
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The best therapist has fur and four legs.
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The better I get to know men, the more I love dogs.
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The cat did it.
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The dog must approve all the guests.
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The little guy is so polite
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The more men I meet, the more I love my dog.
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The road to my heart is always paved with pawprints.
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This friendship is fur real.
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This is my good, fluffier side.
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Trouble is my middle name.
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True love is wiping away your dog’s eye boogers.
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Ugh, the pup-arazzi are at it again.
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Waggin' and woofin'. How about you?
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Welcome to yoga. I’ll be your instructor.
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What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs.
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What kind of dog doesn’t bark? A hush puppy!
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What’s up dog?
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Whoever said that diamonds are a girl’s best friend… Never owned a dog.
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Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot about dogs.
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Why yes, I did major in bark-eology.
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You look like I need a treat.
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You’re barking up the wrong tree.
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Dog birthday IG captions

Deli meats, a picture-perfect cake and a bright birthday hat — is this how you celebrate your pup's birthday? Choose a nice capture to tell the world how old your dog is and how you love them!

A trunk is full of gifts.
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All I want for my birthday is an enormous stick and all of your love!
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Another year with my favorite human. I love birthdays!
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Because I’m your best friend, I expect you to celebrate my birthday.
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Birthday BLISS
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Birthday? Let’s go terrier into some fun together!
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Birthdays are for breaking out the really good treats!
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Birthdays call for FUNSHINE with 100% chance of happy.
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Bliss is the result of a silent conversation between me and my dog.
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Cake for me and treats for you. Your birthday is going to be fun!
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Can I get a little woof-woof!
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Do I get to sleep on the bed when it’s my birthday?
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Do you know how my birthday is coming up soon?
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Do you know my birthday is coming up soon?
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Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
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Dogs make birthdays wonder-fur!
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Dogs put more yappy in our happy!
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EARS to dogs!
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Excuse me while I let out my inner puppy on my first birthday.
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For my birthday, can we not invite the cat to my party?
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Frankie’s Party!
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GRRRRin!
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Happy bark day little cutie!
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Happy bark day to you!
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Happy Bark Day!
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Happy birthday and furry more!
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Happy Birthday dear doggy who is just as happy to lick me on my birthday as on his birthday.
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Happy birthday from the whole pack!
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Happy birthday to a very lucky dog you have wonderful parents.
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Happy Birthday to me!
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Happy birthday to me! I’m just a one-year-old with a tail and a friendly bark.
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Happy Birthday to my best friend who loves me more than he/she loves himself/herself.
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Happy birthday to my furry best friend.
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Happy birthday to my gorgeous niece.
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Happy birthday to our fur-avorite pal!
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Happy birthday to you hope you had a good cake.
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Happy birthday to you hope you had a good tasting cake.
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Happy Birthday-ish (belated message)
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Happy day from the whole pack!
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happyhappyhappyBIRTHDAYhappyhappy Hope you’re surrounded by happiness on your birthday and every day!
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Have a doggone happy day!
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Have a pawsitively happy birthday!
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Have an Insta-happy birthday with your furry bestie!
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Have the best birthday ever!
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Hope your birthday is just like you. Paw-some!
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Hope your day is zoomie-worthy!
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Howl you doing birthday boy/girl?
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I appreciate the gesture, but I think I’ll just have a small piece of cake because I’m lactose intolerant, and you and I will suffer the consequences if I eat too much whipped cream.
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I can’t believe I’m old than my Mom!
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I don’t speak or understand dog language but please accept this Woof Woof means Happy Birthday.
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I hope you have a wonder-fur day!
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I know people cannot understand how excited we are on this special day. I feel sad for them because they are missing out by not having an outstanding dog like you!
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I love those who love, respect, and enjoy their puppies.
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I plan to wish you a happy birthday every time I see you today.
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I really love people who love, respect and enjoy their pets.
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I ruff you.
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I see you made me a cake for my birthday. All I can say is, I hope there’s bacon in it.
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I think I look cute. What do you think?
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I was born to lick my way to your heart!
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I was going to fetch you a gift. But then I said - Of, fur-get about it!
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I will forever look forward to birthdays because this is my first one, and I like the idea of getting all this attention.
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I wish I could message my pet puppy.
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I’m having my 1st birthday, so I believe it’s okay if I still act like a puppy for a while.
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I’m I the mood for fun. This is my very first birthday.
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I’m just here for the paw-ty!
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I’m so happy because you love me.
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If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am.
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If you’re happy and it’s your birthday, wag your tail.
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In the birthday candles of life, you’re the brightest sparkler.
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In the kong treat of life, furry friends are the peanut buttery goodness.
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Is dressing me up for my birthday your idea of funny?
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It's not what we have in our life, but who we have in our life that counts.
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It’s my 1st birthday, and I’m so excited, I can’t stop wagging my tail.
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It’s my birthday today!
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It’s my birthday, and I’m planning on having a grrreat time.
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It’s my birthday! Don’t I look cute in my party hat?
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Keep calm and paw-ty on!
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Learning how to celebrate my birthday because it’s my first one.
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Let’s pawty!
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Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.
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My Birthday party Sounds like it’s going to be a great day!
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My dog is my heart.
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My job is to keep water in your dish. Your job is to be happy on your birthday.
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My sunshine doesn't come from the skies. It comes from the love that's in my dog’s eyes.
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My sunshine doesn’t come from the skies.
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My therapist is having a birthday today!
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No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you feel rich.
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Pawty time!
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Please call me queen today.
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Please don’t make me wear this funny-looking hat any longer because it embarrasses me.
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Pup-corn! Pup-puccino! Pup-cakes! Let’s go “retriever” your favorite birthday treats!
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Raise the woof!
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Ready for my birthday selfie.
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So nice to see someone love their pet so much!
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So nice to see someone love their pet.
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Sounds like it’s going to be a fabulous day!
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Thanks for being my cuddliest pillow.
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Thanks for never judging me, always loving me, and never peeing on the couch.
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The best therapist has fur and four legs.
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The secret to happiness? Yappiness!
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They say that the world needs more wagging and less barking, but you can do both for your birthday.
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This is my first time doing this. Am I doing it correctly?
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To a dog, a birthday means more dog treats and belly rubs. I’m ready!
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Today is my 2nd birthday!
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Today is my birthday. Can I go outside and fetch some sticks?
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Today is my first birthday, so make it a good one by giving me some of those yummy liver treats.
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Today is your birthday, the day you are allowed to scratch people, bark people, break vases & do whatever you like to do.
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Tonight we will sing Happy Birthday together. Well, I will sing and you can bark at the party.
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Treat yourself to all the fun you can fetch!
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Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened.
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Wag your tail if you are having a happy birthday. I thought so.
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We go together like peanut butter and a kong toy.
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We should all measure our age in dog years — there are way more birthdays!
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WHAAAT?!? It’s somebody’s birthday!
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Who gives you treats even when it isn't your birthday. That's right, I do. Yes, I do.
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Woof, woof! It’s my birthday.
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Yip! Yip! Yip! It’s my birthday!
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You always make my birthday a fun day.
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You and your dog have to be apart on your birthday? That’s RUFF!
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You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, ‘Wow, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!
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You have reached that magical age when new doors open to you.
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You know you can’t resist these puppy eyes!
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You know, a dog can snap you out of any kind of bad mood that you're in faster than you can think of.
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YOU REMEMBERED…GASP!
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You’d stick your tongue out at the camera, too, if you were forced to wear this silly-looking hat on your birthday.
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You’re rebarkable!
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You’re the ultimutt best friend, so have the best day ever!
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A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.
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A dog is bundle of pure love gift wrapped in fur.
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A dog is not a thing. A thing is replaceable. A dog is not. A thing is disposable. A dog is not. A thing doesn’t have a heart. A dog’s heart is bigger than any thing you can ever own.
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A dog is one of the few things in life, that is exactly what it seems.
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A dog will be your best friend no matter what. Even if your human friends aren’t.
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A true friend leaves paw prints on your heart.
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Dog is such a very small word for something that takes up so much room in your heart.
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Dogs are better than human beings because they know but do not tell.
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Home is where the dog runs to greet you.
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I don’t consider my dog a pet…..my dog is family.
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If puppies could talk, I would never even try to make human friends.
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If the kindest soul were rewarded with the longest lives, dogs would outlive all.
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If you can’t love a dog like a family member, don’t gt one because they only know how to look at you as a pack member and to them, that’s is family.Roger Caras
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If you don’t own a dog, at least one, there may not necessarily be anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life.- Roger Caras
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If you’re uncomfortable around my dog, I’m happy to lock you in the other room when you come over.
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It was love at first sight. I’ve finally found my soul mutt.
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Life is too short to have just one dog.
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Love is wet noses, sloppy kisses, and a wagging tail.
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No time on earth is long enough to share with the dogs we love, or prepare our hearts to say goodbye.
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The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
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The world would be a nicer place if everyone had the ability to love as unconditionally as a dog.
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When a dog is your life, there is always a reason to smile.
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Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend never owned a dog.
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You may have many best friends but your dog only has one.
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The more people I meet the more I like my dog.
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A dog may be man’s best friend, but a child’s best friend is a puppy.
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All you need is love and a dog.
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And so, the snuggles and treats begin.
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Being this cute must be so freaking ruff.
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Everyone thinks they have the best dog, and none of them are wrong.
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If it wasn’t for puppies, some people would never go for a walk.
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It’s impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more puppies.
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Keep calm and pet a dog.
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Life is too short to just have one dog.
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Little pup, big world.
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Live. Laugh. Bark.
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Love is a four-legged word.
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My dog thinks I’m a catch.
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When I look into the eyes of an animal I do not see an animal. I see a living being. I see a friend. I feel a soul.
A.D. Williams
Dogs’ lives are too short. Their only fault, really.
Agnes Sligh Turnbull
Dogs’ lives are too short. Their only fault, really.
Agnes Sligh Turnbull
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
Aldous Huxley
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
Aldous Huxley
Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends.
Alexander Pope
The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.
Ambrose Bierce
I just want to be in my sweats, walk my dog, watch TV and eat pizza.
America Ferrera
Until one has loved an animal a part of one’s soul remains unawakened.
Anatole France
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
Andy Rooney
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
Andy Rooney
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
Andy Rooney
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
Andy Rooney
Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
Ann Landers
Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
Ann Landers
Puppies are nature’s remedy for feeling unloved, plus numerous other ailments of life.
Ann Landers
Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul, chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we’re the greatest hunters on earth!
Anne Tyler
Dogs are how people would be if the important stuff is all that mattered to us.
Ashly Lorenzana
A dog can’t think that much about what he’s doing, he just does what feels right.
Barbara Kingsolver
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
Ben Williams
There are three faithful friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
Benjamin Franklin
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
Bernard Williams
I once decided not to date a guy because he wasn’t excited to meet my dog. I mean, this was like not wanting to meet my mother.
Bonnie Schacter
My favorite type of pet has always been a dog. They’re loyal, kind, and offer endless affection. My friend Eric says, ‘The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.’ Funny thought.
Brendon Urie
My favorite type of pet has always been a dog. They’re loyal, kind, and offer endless affection. My friend Eric says, ‘The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.’ Funny thought.
Brendon Urie
My main characters are the most sunny, happy, optimistic, loving creatures on the face of the Earth. I couldn’t be happier that’s where I start. I can put as many flawed people in the dog’s world as I like, but the dog doesn’t care. Dog doesn’t judge, dog doesn’t dislike. Dog loves. That’s not so bad.
Bruce Cameron
When we adopt a dog or any pet, we know it is going to end with us having to say goodbye, but we still do it. And we do it for a very good reason: They bring so much joy and optimism and happiness. They attack every moment of every day with that attitude.
Bruce Cameron
Some people will never understand how much I love my dog
but that’s okay. My dog knows.
You can tell by the kindness of a dog how a human should be.
Captain Beefheart
You can tell by the kindness of a dog how a human should be.
Captain Beefheart
Before you get a dog, you can’t quite imagine what living with one might be like; afterward, you can’t imagine living any other way.
Caroline Knapp
Before you get a dog, you can’t quite imagine what living with one might be like; afterward, you can’t imagine living any other way.
Caroline Knapp
Fall in love with a dog, and in many ways you enter a new orbit, a universe that features not just new colors but new rituals, new rules, a new way of experiencing attachment.
Caroline Knapp
The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.
Carrie Underwood
I believe in integrity. Dogs have it. Humans are sometimes lacking it.
Cesar Millan
The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.
Charles De Gaulle
All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn’t a dog.
Charles M Schulz
Happiness is a warm puppy.
Charles M. Schulz
Happiness is a warm puppy.
Charles Schultz
Happiness is a warm puppy.
Charles Shultz
If I could be half the person my dog is, I’d be twice the human I am.
Charles Yu
If I could be half the person my dog is, I’d be twice the human I am
Charles Yu
A dog desires affection more than its dinner. Well – almost.
Charlotte Gray
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as much as the dog does.
Christopher Morley
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.
Christopher Morley
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.
Christopher Morley
Dogs are the magicians of the universe.
Clarissa Pinkola Estés
Dogs are the magicians of the universe.
Clarissa Pinkola Estés
You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, ‘Wow, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!’
Dave Barry
Dogs’ lives are short, too short, but you know that going in. You know the pain is coming, you’re going to lose a dog, and there’s going to be great anguish, so you live fully in the moment with her, never fail to share her joy or delight in her innocence, because you can’t support the illusion that a dog can be your lifelong companion. There’s such beauty in the hard honesty of that, in accepting and giving love while always aware that it comes with an unbearable price.
Dean Koontz
Once you have had a wonderful dog, a life without one, is a life diminished.
Dean Koontz
Petting, scratching, and cuddling a dog could be as soothing to the mind and heart as deep meditation and almost as good for the soul as prayer.
Dean Koontz
Petting, scratching, and cuddling a dog could be as soothing to the mind and heart as deep meditation and almost as good for the soul as prayer.
Dean Koontz
In order to keep a true perspective of one’s importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.
Derek Bruce
There’s a saying. If you want someone to love you forever, buy a dog, feed it and keep it around.
Dick Dale
There’s a saying. If you want someone to love you forever, buy a dog, feed it and keep it around.
Dick Dale
There’s a saying. If you want someone to love you forever, buy a dog, feed it and keep it around.
Dick Dale
I have found that when you are deeply troubled, there are things you get from the silent devoted companionship of a dog that you can get from no other source.
Doris Day
Dog is God spelled backward.
Duane Chapman
When the dog looks at you, the dog is not thinking what kind of a person you are. The dog is not judging you.
Eckhart Tolle
When the dog looks at you, the dog is not thinking what kind of a person you are. The dog is not judging you.
Eckhart Tolle
My little dog a heartbeat at my feet.
Edith Wharton
My little dog a heartbeat at my feet.
Edith Wharton
My little dog a heartbeat at my feet.
Edith Wharton
When a man’s best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.
Edward Abbey
In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn’t merely try to train him to be semi-human. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog.
Edward Hoagland
My fashion philosophy is, if you’re not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.
Elayne Boosler
Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.
Elizabeth Taylor
Dogs are better than human beings because they know but do not tell.
Emily Dickinson
Dogs are better than human beings because they know but do not tell.
Emily Dickinson
Dogs come into our lives to teach us about love. They depart to teach us about loss. A new dog never replaces an old dog, it merely expands the heart.
Erica Jong
Every puppy should have a boy.
Erma Bombeck
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
Fran Lebowitz
Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like, never washed a dog.
Franklin P. Jones
Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
Franklin P. Jones
Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job.
Franklin P. Jones
Did you know that there are over 300 words for love in canine?
Gabriel Zevin
No one can fully understand the meaning of love unless he’s owned a dog.
Gene Hill
Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot little puppies.
Gene Hill
Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot little puppies.
Gene Hill
Life is a series of dogs.
George Carlin
What do dogs do on their day off? Can’t lie around – that’s their job!
George Carlin
What do dogs do on their day off? Can’t lie around that’s their job.
George Carlin
I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me, they are the role model for being alive.
Gilda Radner
I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me, they are the role model for being alive.
Gilda Radner
I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me, they are the role model for being alive.
Gilda Radner
I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me, they are the role model for being alive.
Gilda Radner
I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me, they are the role model for being alive.
Gilda Radner
If you want loyalty get a dog. If you want loyalty and attention, get a smart dog.
Grant Fairley
Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.
Graucho Marx
My cats inspire me daily. They inspire me to get a dog!
Greg Curtis
Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
Groucho Marx
Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
Groucho Marx
Actually, my dog I think is the only person who consistently loves me all the time.
H. G. Bissinger
Actually, my dog I think is the only person who consistently loves me all the time.
H. G. Bissinger
I wish all men were like dogs.
Halle Berry
You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.
Harry S Truman
A well trained dog will make no attempt to share your lunch. He will just make you feel so guilty that you cannot enjoy it.
Helen Thomson
The dog was created specially for children. He is the god of frolic.
Henry Ward
The dog is the god of frolic.
Henry Ward Beecher
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
James Thurber
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
James Thurber
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
James Thurber
The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of sagacity, but man has frequently dragged the dog down to his.
James Thurber
I’m not alone, said the boy. I’ve got a puppy.
Jane Thayer
There’s just something about dogs that makes you feel good. You come home, they’re thrilled to see you. They’re good for the ego.
Janet Schnellman
I don’t understand people who don’t touch their pets. Their cat or dog is called a pet for a reason.
Jarod Kintz
It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.
Jay London
My dogs have been the reason I have woken up every single day of my life with a smile on my face.
Jennifer Skiff
Dogs just need you and love, that’s all.
Jennifer Westfeldt
They [dogs] never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.
Jerome K. Jerome
They [dogs] never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.
Jerome K. Jerome
You know, a dog can snap you out of any kind of bad mood that you’re in faster than you can think of.
Jill Abramson
You know, a dog can snap you out of any kind of bad mood that you’re in faster than you can think of.
Jill Abramson
You know, a dog can snap you out of any kind of bad mood that you’re in faster than you can think of.
Jill Abramson
People love dogs. You can never go wrong adding a dog to the story.
Jim Butcher
It is amazing how much love and laughter they bring into our lives and even how much closer we become with each other because of them.
John Grogan
It’s just the most amazing thing to love a dog, isn’t it? It makes our relationships with people seem as boring as a bowl of oatmeal.
John Grogan
Such short little lives our pets have to spend with us, and they spend most of it waiting for us to come home each day.
John Grogan
Dogs are great. Bad dogs, if you can really call them that, are perhaps the greatest of them all.
John Grogan
A dog doesn’t care if you’re rich or poor, educated or illiterate, clever or dull. Give him your heart and he will give you his.
John Grogan
Dogs are great. Bad dogs, if you can really call them that, are perhaps the greatest of them all.
John Grogan
It is amazing how much love and laughter they bring into our lives and even how much closer we become with each other because of them.
John Grogan
It is amazing how much love and laughter they bring into our lives and even how much closer we become with each other because of them.
John Grogan
It’s just the most amazing thing to love a dog, isn’t it? It makes our relationships with people seem as boring as a bowl of oatmeal.
John Grogan
Such short little lives our pets have to spend with us, and they spend most of it waiting for us to come home each day.
John Grogan
I’ve seen a look in dogs’ eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that dogs think humans are nuts.
John Steinbeck
I’ve seen a look in dogs’ eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.
John Steinbeck
The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.
Johnny Depp
Animals have come to mean so much in our lives. We live in a fragmented and disconnected culture. Politics are ugly, religion is struggling, technology is stressful, and the economy is unfortunate. What’s one thing that we have in our lives that we can depend on? A dog or a cat loving us unconditionally, every day, very faithfully.
Jon Katz
Every dog must have his day.
Jonathan Swift
Every dog must have his day.
Jonathan Swift
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
Josh Billings
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
Josh Billings
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
Josh Billings
People have been asking me if I was going to have kids, and I had puppies instead.
Kate Jackson
If you want a friend, buy a dog.
Kevin O’Leary
If you want a friend, buy a dog.
Kevin O’Leary
Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.
Kinky Friedman
Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.
Kinky Friedman
Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.
Kinky Friedman
The bond with a dog is as lasting as the ties of this Earth can ever be.
Konrad Lorenz
The bond with a true dog is as lasting as the ties of this earth will ever be.
Konrad Lorenz
There is no faith which has never yet been broken, except that of a truly faithful dog
Konrad Lorenz
The bond with a true dog is as lasting as the ties of this earth will ever be.
Konrad Lorenz
There is no faith which has never yet been broken, except that of a truly faithful dog
Konrad Lorenz
When an 85 pound mammal licks your tears away, and then tries to sit on your lap, it’s hard to feel sad.
Kristan Higgins
I let the dog out, or I let him in, and we talk some. I let him know I like him, and he lets me know he likes me.
Kurt Vonnegut
The poor dog, in life the firmest friend. The first to welcome, foremost to defend.
Lord Byron
The poor dog, in life the firmest friend. The first to welcome, foremost to defend.
Lord Byron
The poor dog, in life the firmest friend. The first to welcome, foremost to defend.
Lord Byron
No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich.
Louis Sabin
No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you feel rich.
Louis Sabin
The world would be a nicer place if everyone had the ability to love as unconditionally as a dog.
M.K. Clinton
Only my dogs will not betray me.
Maria Callas
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
Marilyn Monroe
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
Marilyn Monroe
If you have a dog, you will most likely outlive it; to get a dog is to open yourself to profound joy and, prospectively, to equally profound sadness.
Marjorie Garber
If you have a dog, you will most likely outlive it; to get a dog is to open yourself to profound joy and, prospectively, to equally profound sadness.
Marjorie Garber
I like dogs. You always know what a dog is thinking. It has four moods. Happy, sad, cross, and concentrating. Also, dogs are faithful and they do not tell lies because they cannot talk.
Mark Haddon
I like dogs. You always know what a dog is thinking. It has four moods. Happy, sad, cross, and concentrating. Also, dogs are faithful and they do not tell lies because they cannot talk.
Mark Haddon
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
Mark Twain
It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
Mark Twain
The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
Mark Twain
The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man’s.
Mark Twain
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
Mark Twain
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
Mark Twain
It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
Mark Twain
The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
Mark Twain
Don’t make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they’ll treat you like dogs.
Martha Scott
The love of a dog is a pure thing. He gives you a trust which is total. You must not betray it.
Michel Houellebecq
The love of a dog is a pure thing. He gives you a trust which is total. You must not betray it.
Michel Houellebecq
The love of a dog is a pure thing. He gives you a trust which is total. You must not betray it.
Michel Houellebecq
Dogs have boundless enthusiasm but no sense of shame. I should have a dog as a life coach.
Moby
When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.
Nora Ephron
Everything I know I learned from dogs.
Nora Roberts
Everything I know I learned from dogs.
Nora Roberts
Everything I know, I learned from dogs.
Nora Roberts
I want to love like a dog, with unabashed devotion and complete lack of concern about what people do for a living, how much money they have, or how much they weigh.
Oprah Winfrey
Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen.
Orhan Pamuk
Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen.
Orhan Pamuk
The dog is the perfect portrait subject. He doesn’t pose. He isn’t aware of the camera.
Patrick Demarchelier
The dog is the perfect portrait subject. He doesn’t pose. He isn’t aware of the camera.
Patrick Demarchelier
Everybody should have a shelter dog. It’s good for the soul.
Paul Shaffer
Everybody should have a shelter dog. It’s good for the soul.
Paul Shaffer
Everybody should have a shelter dog. It’s good for the soul.
Paul Shaffer
If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.
Phil Pastoret
Puppies are nature’s remedy for feeling unloved, plus numerous other ailments of life.
Richard Allen Palm
Dogs are my favorite people.
Richard Dean Anderson
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Rita Rudner
A boy can learn a lot from a dog obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.
Robert Benchley
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
Robert Benchley
A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.
Robert Benchley
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
Robert Benchley
The dog lives for the day, the hour, even the moment.
Robert Falcon Scott
The dog lives for the day, the hour, even the moment.
Robert Falcon Scott
The dog lives for the day, the hour, even the moment.
Robert Falcon Scott
You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.
Robert Louis Stevenson
You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.
Robert Louis Stevenson
You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.
Robert Louis Stevenson
After years of having a dog, you know him. You know the meaning of his snuffs and grunts and barks. Every twitch of the ears is a question or statement, every wag of the tail is an exclamation.
Robert McCammon
A dog will teach you unconditional love. If you can have that in your life, things won’t be too bad.
Robert Wagner
A dog will teach you unconditional love. If you can have that in your life, things won’t be too bad.
Robert Wagner
A dog will teach you unconditional love. If you can have that in your life, things won’t be too bad.
Robert Wagner
A dog will teach you, unconditional love. If you can have that in your life, things won’t be too bad.
Robert Wagner
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
Rodger A. Caras
It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass.
Rodney Dangerfield
Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made.
Roger A. Caras
If you don’t own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life.
Roger A. Caras
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
Roger Caras
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
Roger Caras
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
Roger Caras
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
Roger Caras
Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made.
Roger Caras
For me a house or an apartment becomes a home when you add one set of four legs, a happy tail, and that indescribable measure of love that we call a dog.
Roger Caras
A lot of times, my best friend was my dog.
Rose Namajunas
A dog will make eye contact. A cat will, too, but a cat’s eyes don’t even look entirely warm-blooded to me, whereas a dog’s eyes look human except less guarded. A dog will look at you as if to say, ‘What do you want me to do for you? I’ll do anything for you.’ Whether a dog can in fact, do anything for you if you don’t have sheep [I never have] is another matter. The dog is willing.
Roy Blount Jr.
The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
Samuel Butle
The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
Samuel Butle
The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
Samuel Butler
When you feel lousy, puppy therapy is indicated.
Sara Paretsky
Dogs teach us a very important lesson in life: The mail man is not to be trusted.
Sian Ford
Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.
Sigmund Freud
The greatest fear dogs know is the fear that you will not come back when you go out the door without them.
Stanley Coren
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window.
Steve Bluestone
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives.
Sue Murphy
Dogs are miracle with paws.
Susan Ariel Rainbow Kennedy
Dogs have a way of finding the people who need them, and filling the emptiness we didn’t ever know we had
Thom Jones
The more people I meet the more I like my dog.
Unknown
When you adopt a dog, you have a lot of very good days and one very bad day.
W. Bruce Cameron
You can usually tell that a man is good if he has a dog who loves him.
W. Bruce Cameron
When you adopt a dog, you have a lot of very good days and one very bad day.
W. Bruce Cameron
When you adopt a dog, you have a lot of very good days and one very bad day.
W. Bruce Cameron
You can usually tell that a man is good if he has a dog who loves him.
W. Bruce Cameron
You can usually tell that a man is good if he has a dog who loves him.
W. Bruce Cameron
Everyone thinks they have the best dog. And none of them are wrong.
W.R. Purche
No matter how you’re feeling, a little dog gonna love you.
Waka Flocka Flame
No matter how you’re feeling, a little dog gonna love you.
Waka Flocka Flame
No matter how you’re feeling, a little dog gonna love you.
Waka Flocka Flame
No man can be condemned for owning a dog. As long as he has a dog, he has a friend.
Will Rogers
The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother and they’ll settle for a puppy every time.
Winston Pendleton
If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.
Woodrow Wilson
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